Ari M: Saturday is the worst day to eat broccoli. So is Sunday, and Monday, and Tuesday, and Wednesday, and Thursday, and Friday. A mixture of people have ruined broccoli. The most recent event, my sister and her boyfriend made a broccoli casserole together, and it smelled so bad, and it made me feel sick, and I swear, I almost threw up. Another time was when I ate school steamed broccoli...I hate steamed/cooked broccoli in general, but it was made by school. School is the worst cook ever; I don't even care if school is a cook or not. I hate broccoli. I also hate the people who ruined broccoli for me, the same way how they ruined steak, cheese, bagels, cookies, brownies, and cheese sticks.
Brayden G: Saturday is always the worst day to eat broccoli. Broccoli on a Sunday reeks, especially when you just want to eat cake and ice cream for dinner. I look at the broccoli on my plate. I purposely spill my grape juice. My parents run to the basement to get paper towels. I scrape the broccoli off my plate and feed it to the dog. My parents clean the spill and I run to my room. Two hours have passed. My parents yell my name from downstairs. I rush down there and see them: “Did you eat your broccoli?” Mother asked. “Yeah” I said. “What’s this then?”
Sydney B: Saturday is always the worst day to eat broccoli. Saturday is the first day of the weekend, and it’s a day to have fun. Broccoli isn’t fun, whether it’s cooked or not. There are so many different food options to choose from, so why would you ever decide broccoli? The only day that is good to eat broccoli is Thursday because that’s the worst day of the week, and broccoli is the worst vegetable. Don’t eat broccoli on Sundays or Mondays either because that’s one of the biggest days to ruin your week. Broccoli in soup is the worst way to spend your Saturday. Personally I think broccoli should be banned from everyone. Broccoli is just a lot of seeds sitting on a green stump. It’s really not that special.
Brayden G: Saturday is always the worst day to eat broccoli. Broccoli on a Sunday reeks, especially when you just want to eat cake and ice cream for dinner. I look at the broccoli on my plate. I purposely spill my grape juice. My parents run to the basement to get paper towels. I scrape the broccoli off my plate and feed it to the dog. My parents clean the spill and I run to my room. Two hours have passed. My parents yell my name from downstairs. I rush down there and see them: “Did you eat your broccoli?” Mother asked. “Yeah” I said. “What’s this then?”
Sydney B: Saturday is always the worst day to eat broccoli. Saturday is the first day of the weekend, and it’s a day to have fun. Broccoli isn’t fun, whether it’s cooked or not. There are so many different food options to choose from, so why would you ever decide broccoli? The only day that is good to eat broccoli is Thursday because that’s the worst day of the week, and broccoli is the worst vegetable. Don’t eat broccoli on Sundays or Mondays either because that’s one of the biggest days to ruin your week. Broccoli in soup is the worst way to spend your Saturday. Personally I think broccoli should be banned from everyone. Broccoli is just a lot of seeds sitting on a green stump. It’s really not that special.